Rotisserie Chicken

I have decided that I am now a rotisserie chicken that requires turning at least once every two hours. I decided this at 5 am after waking at 11, 1, 3 and then 5 to turn because my hips or leg or something was cramped or falling asleep or on pins and needles or something. Apparently this is the newest adventure in sleeping- a two hour turning cycle. Which wouldn't be bad at all if getting up, using the restroom, readjusting the sheets and pillows and getting comfortable wasn't such an ordeal that it woke me up all over again.